Pronk received a day off yesterday as the Indians swatted the Braves 5-2 behind sinkerballer Fausto Carmona.
How bad is it going for you when you have to receive a day off from DH-ing?
Anyway, here at Pronk Needs You, we hope that the day off gave Pronk an opportunity to actively search for his AWOL mojo.
Also, based on yesterday's performance, we know for certain that Tiger Woods does not currently have Pronk's Mojo, although Angel Cabrera might.
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At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
5 Elvi: Elvis on "Ed Sullivan"
4 Elvi: Movie Elvis
3 Elvi: Vegas Elvis
2 Elvi: Elvis Meets Nixon
1 Elvis: Elvis in the Army
0 Elvis: Michael J Fox Anti-Elvis
"Pronk's mojo is a benevolent, creative force that, like Wheaties, serves to bring out the greatness in those upon whom its grace is bestowed." - nctribefan
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At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."5 Elvi: Elvis on "Ed Sullivan"
4 Elvi: Movie Elvis
3 Elvi: Vegas Elvis
2 Elvi: Elvis Meets Nixon
1 Elvis: Elvis in the Army
0 Elvis: Michael J Fox Anti-Elvis
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