Like Jim Tressel, Pronk knows how to Beat Michigan, or at least he did last night, going 2 for 3 with a monster two-run homer and a two-run single. In addition, he padded his league-leading walk totals, being allowed to trot leisurely to first base twice by the umpiring staff.
Pronk appears to be regaining Pronkitude, and it's thanks to you. You cannot slack off now.
If Woody were still here he would ask "What are you doing today to help Pronk Beat Michigan?"
And, by the way, LeBron knows a little bit about what it takes to Beat Michigan, too.
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At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
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