The big news is that Pronk got last night off, maybe exactly what he needs to get going. The bad news is, of course, that the Pronk Mojo still seems off somewhere where nobody can find it.
It is clear from the Cavaliers performance in the NBA Finals that Pronk's Mojo was nowhere near the team. So, we must come to grips with the fact that it is still out there. Has anyone looked in San Antonio?
Among the Pronk events since the last post.
- Pronk stole a base. Lord in heaven, Pronk stole a base! Mass hysteria! Cats and dogs sleeping together! I was away from my TV and radio and did not hear or see this amazing event.
- Vs. Cincinnati, Pronk was 1 for 11, with 1BB, 2Ks and 2 RBI. Ouch.
- Vs Seattle: 2 for 4, with a double, a walk, and 2 RBI
- Vs. Florida: a night off last night, but 2 for 8 in the games he did play, with a BB and a run score.
Overall, a very unPronklike trip through the National League and one of the Mike Hargrove Human Snow Delay Emergency Makeup Games. The travesty known as interleague play continues this weekend with a series against the team that denied us in 1995, the Atlanta Braves. At least we'll be home.
Places or People Who Do Not Have Pronk's Mojo:
- Kelly Clarkson
- The Cleveland Cavaliers
- The International Space Station
- Anyone who would buy this game
At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
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