Pronkwatch: 0 for 4, 3Ks
The good news: CC Sabathia outdueled Jorge de la Rosa for a 1-0 Tribe victory. Gutierrez grabbed a small slice of the Freefloating Pronk Mojo to club one over the left field wall for the only run of the game.
The bad news: a very unPronklike performance from our man Travis, who went 0 for 4 with 3 strikeouts.
Even if LeBron and the Cavs still have some of Pronk's shared Mojo, there should be enough left for him to pound Jorge de la Rosa. Clearly, something else, something diabolical is at work. It is up to TribeNation to keep up the vigilance to help Pronk regain his Pronkitude.
Keep looking. It could be under a rock. It could be at the Applebee's in Westlake. It could be at a rest area on I-77. Some of it might be in San Antonio. Regardless, Pronk needs to recover his full Mojo very soon.
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At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
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Nick Punto hit a three-run shot and Jason Bartlett had a solo round-tripper against the Angels today, but it's been a few weeks since the Twins were at the Jake, so I think they're clean.
If they had some of the Pronk Mojo, they ought to have used it long before today.
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