Indians 10, Phillies 1.
Pronk sits against lefty ace Cole Hamels, who gets sliced, diced and made into julienne fries like a potato in a Vegematic by a suddenly potent Tribe offense. Josh Barfield drives in 3 from the #2 hole and Grady Sizemore steals 2 bases.
The only other important note - the hit streak ends for Casey Blake (aka, The Bearded One). OK, Casey. You can give Pronk his Mojo back.
From around the league - Sam Perlozzo fired as O's manager. Will uber-pitching coach Leo Mazzone follow? Tune in tomorrow on "As the Orioles Burn."
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At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
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