What is it about guys named Dana? Dana Demuth, umpiring in the ALCS behind the plate in Game 6 hoses Fausto Carmona. Oakland pitcher Dana Eveland holds the Indians down in this game, while CC pitches another clunker in front of the hometown fans.
The only good thing is that it wasn't on television so that nobody outside of the stadium got to see this dog of a game.
Andy Marte Watch:
Game 6: Indians 2, Athletics 1
Andy Marte Watch:
Andy Marte starts the game, goes 1 for 3, starts the winning rally with a base hit. The Indians are now 1-0 when Andy Marte plays and 2-3 when he doesn't. Coincidence?
Clifton "Sleepy Kitten" Lee gave up only 1 unearned run on 4 hits in 6.2 innings. The Indians are now 1-0 when Cliff Lee starts a game and 2-3 when someone else starts. Coincidence?
In other news, David Dellucci remains 0 for the season. Jason Michaels is now batting .077. Andy Marte: .333.
At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
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