Slumpbusting the Thai Way?

It seems that for the last month or so, several of the more prominent members of the Tribe offense, particularly Pronk and Vic Martinez, but also Grady and Jhonny Peralta, have all gone into a slump at the same time.

I have a solution, imported from Thailand: Hello Kitty.

The Thai police will be forcing their officers engaged in inappropriate behavior to wear pink Hello Kitty armbands as punishment. The thought is that this would shame the miscreants into proper behavior by wounding their masculine pride.



Is it time for Eric Wedge to invest in some hot pink Hello Kitty armbands to shame some of his players to get some good at bats? Radical problems sometimes call for radical solutions.