"Pronk's mojo is a benevolent, creative force that, like Wheaties, serves to bring out the greatness in those upon whom its grace is bestowed." - nctribefan
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Grittiness - Quantified
Just in case you were wondering how to statistically quantify grittiness, wonder no more. The fine folks at Flotsam have done it already.
At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
5 Elvi: Elvis on "Ed Sullivan" 4 Elvi: Movie Elvis 3 Elvi: Vegas Elvis 2 Elvi: Elvis Meets Nixon 1 Elvis: Elvis in the Army 0 Elvis: Michael J Fox Anti-Elvis
FEDBU - Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe (aka, the Yankees)
FEDBU-lite - Foreces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe Lite (aka, the Boston Red Sox. They're not quite as evil as the Yankees, but they are close.)
He Who Shall Not Be Named - Joe Borowski
Kenny Rogers' Deal With Satan - my unsubstantiated belief that Rogers is an untalented hack holding on primarily because he has made a deal with Satan. I can explain his success no other way.
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