Old Mudhands' Kenny Rogers' deal with Old Scratch remains in effect, as the Tigers beat the Indians 6-4 last night. The Indians hit him hard, but it was one of those nights where during key at bats, the ball was scorched by the Tribe, but right at someone, or one of the Tigers made a leaping out-of-his mind catch. Even when the ball did fall in it didn't always help, as we failed to score a run on a ground rule double which, had it stayed in the park, would most likely have been a triple.
What was the problem? Could it be, luck? No. Could it be stellar defense? Maybe. Hmmm, could it be, I don't know, ....... SATAN!
The angels, however, let Pronk hit one out, so that was good, but I think that was a make-up for the smash up the middle that Satan allowed Carlos Guillen to get to despite the ball almost taking off his glove hand it was hit so hard.
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